yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhhhh burgor
I just realized
This many new people means that there’s people who haven’t yet been blessed to look upon the greatest boxart known to man
We waited two years, and god damn was it worth it. Thank you Vinny.
I’M THE MARIO eat your arms and then again GO ON GOGON GOGA DO THE MARIO I am god and then you know COME ON IT’S TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO doodle-oo doot doo d-d *vinny vomiting in his mouth* J-JUST LIKE THAT
in light of recent stuff i figured i’d make a masterpost of my favorite polygon videos and plus some that are safe to enjoy and can kill that huge void now! the bolded ones are personal faves! and please feel free to add any more
The Failed Names - A five year old video (and a fav) about how polygon came to be and it’s honest to god hilarious how many bad names they went through (featuring Griffin and Justin)
Press Reset: Episode Six - “Hot Scoops” - a bit of a more informative series that I watched in the background once but this was my favorite episode! The series goes into how polygon was formed and what they have to do as gaming reporters (this episode features Griffin, but in others they are not as prominent)
The Besties - Secret Santa Special - The Besties are Griffin, Justin, Russ, and and Chris and they actually also have a podcast together where they talk about games and usually their favorite games of the month. In this video they have to go holiday shopping for each other which goes as well as it should
The Besties - Scavenger Hunt - At E3 2013 they all run around like fools trying to do a scavenger hunt and it’s a classic
OctoDad: Dadliest Catch - Griffin is really bad at OctoDad (Griff and Justin)
Car Mechanic Simulator - Griffin is really bad at fixing cars and steals oil (Griffin and Justin)
American Truck Simulator - Griffin can’t afford to be a truck driver (Griffin and Justin)
Spooky’s House of Jumpscares - Griffin gets scared very easily (Griffin)
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 - Griffin pisses himself (Griffin and Justin)
Five Nights at Freddy’s 3 - Griffin pisses himself again but alone (Griffin)
Whistleblower - I actually haven’t seen this one yet but uh it looks like Griffin gets spooked and that’s a real fav of mine (Griffin and Justin)
Rust - Griffin becomes the bully he’s always wanted to be (Griffin and Justin)
Catlateral Damage - If you haven’t seen this overview for the love of god please watch Griffin hold Justin hostage (Griffin and Justin)
I Expect You to Die - Griffin is drunk and pulls some sweet tricks to disable a bomb, and once again, annoys Justin (Griffin and Justin)
Far Cry Primal: Everything Petted and Reviewed - Justin pets everything (Justin)
Life is Strange - Griffin really doesn’t like Life is Strange, actually he kinda hates it (Griffin and Justin)
The History of Super Mario 2 - It’s self explanatory but very good (Justin and Russ)
Brief History of Clue - Again, the history of clue (Justin and Russ)
Law Abiding Citizen - Justin is a bad influence on Russ (Justin and Russ)
Griffin’s Nuzlocke Run - This is actually the first polygon thing I watched and is extremely good with all the stress of a nuzlocke and our savior Miss Beakman (Griffin)
Peacecraft - Despite all odds, Griffin never kills anything in World of Warcraft but the real best part of the series is the audience interaction (Griffin)
Travis’ Lecture at the Ohio Media School - Travis gives a very very good lecture about how he started podcasting and just everything about it (Travis)
Griffin’s Vines - You know ;)
Justin’s Youtube - all of his videos are good but I will pick out some faves
Sydnee Unboxes the PS4 - Syd really doesn’t know much about the PS4 (Sydnee and Justin)
Making Gingerbread Houses with Charlie - Rileigh and Charlie work together (or against each other) to make a milk carton gingerbread house and is one of my favorite videos (Rileigh and Charlie)
Justin Sings Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne - He covers it well (Justin)
This is my Dad’s Office - Justin ribs Clint as he forces him to show him around his home office (Justin and Clint)
Griffin in a Basket - Baby Griffin in a basket (Griffin)
Travis’ Periscope Account - He has a bunch of livestreams up and they’re all very good and were one of the most grounding things I watched during a bad time. He has a bunch of Q&As if you want some random facts about the Seeso show or other things and even has a baking live stream (or a couple) (Travis plus Baby Bebe/Teresa/Buttercup)
The Charlie and Daddy Show - The only good podcast in the world (Charlie and Justin)
Speaker Flipz - To be honest, I don’t know how to explain this (Justin and Griffin)
i just want to add pls watch literally any videos with simone she’s a delight, but especially her series on polygon SEO Play
oh so i was fool and forgot to include some of my fav non mcelroy polygon stuff!
The Polygon Show - it isn’t a video but a podcast! and it’s with Simone, Allegra, Ashley, and Chelsea and it honestly means the world to me and is one of my huge comfort podcasts now, to just hear these girls talk about all the games they love (plus the email questions are good!!)
SEO Plays - Simone goes and answers everyone’s questions regarding games with the power of google and some eggs
so most of the other polygon crew do streams all week and here are some of my favs of those streams:
Simone and Russ play Journey Blindfolded - Simone and Russ have a blindfolded series that’s been on going and I recommend all of them!! they try navigate each other through the map of games like Breath of the Wild and GTA
Allegra and Pat Play a Baseball Game - Pat and Allegra go through and rank their fav intros and they’re very good because both Pat and Allegra are well versed in movie and cinematography and they watch sonic sports intros (the waluigi, kingdom hearts, and monster hunter ones are my favorite)
but polygon streams about every single day with some combo of Pat/Allegra/Simone/Russ and some others and all those videos are very good and calming to watch
oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible
I wish I was this funny, holy shit
Needs moar cream cheese
I saw this and HAD to look it up and this is??? THe WILDEST SHIT>????????
god i’m sorry to butt in ‘cause i know nobody asked for this but pokemon is one of my Big Special Interests so y’all are gonna have to deal with my mini infodump here
so anyways this event isn’t technically unused– you needed the event arceus from the 12th movie (or any event arceus afterwards apparently?) to get it, but they did give a cryptic hint about going to the ruins of alph with it i think
i mostly remember this because i did this event at like one in the morning and was incredibly spooked lmao
i wish real life had savestates
i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.
i wish real life had savestates
we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea
wait which one was that?
magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants
to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong
Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.
nvm i take it back. great idea
i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?
yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting
me: (trying to sleep at 3am)
the disembodied voice of griffin mcelroy echoing somewhere in the back of my mind: pipis room
Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience
I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.
No you…. really need to click the link
i swear to god this reads like a homestuck chapter
Hey this almost gave me a panic attack and made me drop my phone so for the bennefit of nd folks, from what I saw the text starts moving and expanding over the screen after a few seconds until its totally black. Idk if anything else happens
For anyone that gets panic attacks, has bad anxiety, or anything similar, you can begin reading it here and bypass the startling stuff
at the beginning. You won’t miss anything important either ( you cant really read that part anyways). And if you already clicked the original link and happen to revisit it/reload it, the page will be a table of contents instead.
